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Real-world hacks. No polish job. Just Human Salt.
This site is built for people who want advice that has been tested in the real world. Car lots. Job sites. Restaurant floors. Nightclubs. Coffee truck routes. Places where a bad guess costs money, time, or skin.
These days the focus is BC building permits, trade careers, and the hard-learned lessons every homeowner needs before they call a contractor or pick up a tool. Written from Duncan, BC by someone who has lived on Vancouver Island most of his adult life.
Homer’s Quote of the Month
“Attention ladies: when a man tells you he’ll do anything for you, what he really means is he’ll fight a zombie horde or slay dragons for you. Not dishes, laundry, and cleaning the toilet.”
A little shop-counter comedy. We’ll change this every month.
Pick your aisle
BC Permits
Real-world guides to building permits in BC. What the city actually charges. How long it actually takes. The catches nobody mentions until you’re three weeks in.
- How to Pull a Building Permit in the Cowichan Valley
- Duncan, BC Building Permit Guide: What You Actually Need to Know
- Victoria, BC Building Permit Guide: What You Need to Know Before You Apply
- Permit Common Sense: When “Nobody Will Notice” Is a Bad Plan
Trade Careers
What it actually costs, what you actually make, and who’s lying to you about the trades. From a guy who watched 20 years of apprentices come and go.
- Trades for People Over 40: Real Talk From a Guy Who Watched It Happen Twice
- BC Red Seal Trades 2026: What You’ll Actually Make, What It Actually Costs, and Who’s Lying to You
Homeowner Lessons
Mistakes, near-misses, and the lessons that stick when something goes sideways on a job site. Ladders, siding, contractors, and the salesman trying to sell you something you don’t need.
- The $5,000 Siding Mistake: Why the BC Rain Always Wins
- How to Spot a Tradesperson Worth Hiring
- The 10-Second Ladder Check
- The 6-Foot Wake-Up Call: Why Your First Fall is Your Best Teacher
Meet Homer
I’m Homer. The nickname was not cooked up by a branding expert. It was verified by two waiters at The Keg back in the 80s, which is about as official as it gets when you are young, working hard, and trying to keep your head above water.
I sold cars in BC for 20 years — Bow Mel Chrysler, Tom Harris Nanaimo, Wheaton Pontiac Buick, and 15 years at Duncan Honda. Retired around 2015 when MS made the showroom floor too much to handle. Now I write the things I wish my customers had known before they walked in.
Why verified hacks?
Because the internet is full of advice from people who have never had to make it work at 2 in the morning, in the rain, with a customer staring at them.
Every post on this site:
- Solves a real problem someone actually has
- Comes from first-hand experience or verified sources (actual city websites, BC Building Code, Technical Safety BC — not made-up stats)
- Includes the catch, the limit, or the safety note
- Has the phone number, the email, or the address you actually need
Human Salt
One of the first lessons came on a car lot. A man rolled in on a smoking Harley looking rough enough that some people would have ignored him. I stayed with him, talked straight, sold him a 1-ton dually on the hood of the truck, and he became a lifelong client.
That is Human Salt.
Brew says hi
Boss of the house. Press play.
Brew approves the messages. — Mark Dupuis, Duncan, BC